fantasy

Season of the Witch (2011)

…what one might expect if Uwe Boll were handed a forty-million dollar budget…

My wife described this film’s opening sequences as a “Disney princess introduction,” and I knew that I had to steal her phrase…

…The modern-day fantasy setting is intriguing – even if the execution is quite patchy. Bright also drips in social commentary…

Its overall message: don’t eat anything green…