I might never have imagined an adult Danny Torrance as Ewan McGregor (still weird), but I’ve already accepted…
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Batman Forever (1995)
…excessive Dutch angles and lighting colorful enough to make a young Dario Argento swoon.
Observe and Report (2009)
…can’t create a rhythm and leaves long, uneasy spaces between relatively solid laughs.
Predator 2 (1990)
…cool as the film’s final act is, it’s preceded by a fun but clumsy action opening and…
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Action is sparse, but when it arrives it does so as the thunderous culmination of well-built suspense.
The Punisher (1989)
…laughs to be had the campy plot and dialogue, and more than enough explosions, gunfire, and gore…
The Professional (1994)
Jean Reno steps effortlessly into the character he was born to play…
Seventh Son (2014)
…an inoffensive time-waster for fantasy fans who don’t turn up their noses too quickly…